congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

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Patrick makes sure to keep his face neutral. "No, it's fine." He says. "I'm not - it's not - I don't mind, Andy. I totally get it. I'll room with Pete, or something." Never mind that the only times Patrick's been able to get a good night's sleep have been with Andy in his bed.

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Andy’s gotten the room draw. Again. He doesn’t know what his friend’s deal is, but Patrick’s been really restless since Andy’s been rooming by himself, and not with the rest of the guys. 

Now Andy’s thoroughly confused, Patrick’s thoroughly embarrassed - he is, after all, asking to sleep with Andy - and they’re both standing in the doorway of Andy’s room, Patrick half in the hallway.

"No, it’s fine." Patrick says. "I’m not - it’s not - I don’t mind, Andy. I totally get it. I’ll room with Pete, or something." 

"No, Patrick, it’s okay, you can sleep here if you’d like," Andy says, trying to fix his mistake, which would be easier if he knew what it was. "If you want the room you can have it. I can room with Pete." 

Patrick sighs heavily in frustration. “No, it’s not - ugh, you don’t get it.”

"What don’t I get?" Andy waves his hands around. "I thought - ugh." He raises his eyebrows at Patrick. "There’s a serious lack of communication here, and I’m going to close the door if it isn’t fixed."

"I want to sleep with you," Patrick mumbles incoherently. 

"What?"

"I want to sleep with you." Patrick’s gone bright red and he stares at his shoes. "You know, sleep. In your bed. With you."

Andy’s jaw goes slack for a quick second, but then pulls Patrick into the room and shuts the door. “You could’ve just said that from the beginning, you know.”

Woahwoah first time reading a FOB fanfic

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Writer 1: We don't want people to ship the Doctor and Clara in this episode, what should we do about that?
Writer 2: We could have them give each other longing gazes as sultry jazz music plays in the background.
Writer 2: Have them act as if this is one last trip before breaking up.
Writer 2: Oh! And Clara and her boyfriend's conversation about the trip should make it sound like she's dumping the Doctor.
Writer 2: Have her conversation with Maisie about the Doctor sound like she's trying to decide whether to stay in a relationship.
Writer 2: And at the end, we'll have Clara say, "I love you." And she'll do it while looking directly at the Doctor.
Writer 1:
Writer 1: Perfect! No one could possibly ship them now!
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Writer 1: We don't want people to ship the Doctor and Clara in this episode, what should we do about that?
Writer 2: We could have them give each other longing gazes as sultry jazz music plays in the background.
Writer 2: Have them act as if this is one last trip before breaking up.
Writer 2: Oh! And Clara and her boyfriend's conversation about the trip should make it sound like she's dumping the Doctor.
Writer 2: Have her conversation with Maisie about the Doctor sound like she's trying to decide whether to stay in a relationship.
Writer 2: And at the end, we'll have Clara say, "I love you." And she'll do it while looking directly at the Doctor.
Writer 1:
Writer 1: Perfect! No one could possibly ship them now!
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mcriartsy:

savepunknroll:

-americanhorrorstory:

onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

shots fired

but not by the pizza guy

OH

(Source: bullied, via lunalovegoed)

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It is so irritating! I can’t open Tumblr on my laptop… for months. I had no choice but to use my phone. I don’t like it bc it takes too damn long to load.

Sorry :(

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rosetylear:

anonymous asked: Sherlock Holmes or Malcolm Tucker

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Doctor Who Dalek